My name is Abby im 15 heh. i like stuff like roosterteeth, tacos, and gorillaz. Oh and daft punk.
Quote: WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about