Neptune Is Bæ

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING


click on it

listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

click on it

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baegal:

When the person you hate makes a joke

image

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much-privileged-so-oppress:

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

I miss my Georgie. :(

much-privileged-so-oppress:

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

I miss my Georgie. :(

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

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modmad:

0chromat:

i originally came home from school wanting to take a nap because i was so exhausted/sleepy, but i just sat down and drew instead, then this thing sort of, happened
yup

there are so many reasons why this is making me happy but ohhhmygod 0chromo you’re so good
at
things

modmad:

0chromat:

i originally came home from school wanting to take a nap because i was so exhausted/sleepy, but i just sat down and drew instead, then this thing sort of, happened

yup

there are so many reasons why this is making me happy but ohhhmygod 0chromo you’re so good

at

things

(via agentcarolinainthemorning)

Rami Kadi, Haute Couture F/W 2013-14

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