clever girl

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids play “Alice in Wonderland”

what the fuclk did i just watch

(via eyecandybutts)

argea:

uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck

(via officialhellarad)

sassprincess:

sherralotz:

haveholmeswilltravel:

HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB

UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER

image

image

otp

(Source: silverandcrimson, via achievehuntress)

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

(via vividzombie)

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

(via vividzombie)

jaimepreciaclo:

so this just happened on my dash

(via the-ultimate-derp)

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

(via lesbianaradias)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via kiwiitrombone)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via yo-police)

phuckindope:

Lmaooo Ima start doing this shit

phuckindope:

Lmaooo Ima start doing this shit

(Source: youngpreciosa, via king-vsvp)