5 am my favorite time to wipe my ass

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*

Me: Please don't be 6am

*1;48am*

Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

*Shoves face back into pillow*

penis-hilton:

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom

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did my teacher just shade gaga?

you need to drag your teacher

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sideb00b:

Isn’t that the Mariah Carey knockoff girl?

sideb00b:

Isn’t that the Mariah Carey knockoff girl?

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friskyflamingo:

you can just TELL this is an australian picture. 

friskyflamingo:

you can just TELL this is an australian picture. 

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claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

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wonclerful:

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

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psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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